Sex and the B&B
Something happens to people when they stay at our B&B - not everyone of course but most people obviously are in a holiday mood or are away for a naughty weekend/midweek break.We can always tell them as they don't know what their partner drinks at breakfast !
Then there's the effect of room no 1 ... it turns quite normal sane looking people into nymphomaniacs and satyrs ! In fact it turns them into sex addicts and the rest of the guests seem to get infected by it too !!
Sometimes we think we should strengthen the floor in Room 1 as the bedsprings are obviously getting a terrible pounding..
Then there are the screamers - we thought of holding a competition for the loudest - but one lady would have walked that hands down (well I think it was hands !)
I've taled to many b&b owners and they all have one room with that effect - but not quite as strong as ours - we've even found residents having it away on the stairs (several times)and with legs akimbo out of their car window in the carpark.
It's just a nice romantic B&B - but room no 1 has a lot to answer for !
I considered advertising the effect (as that seems very popular) but one B&B who did that got closed down so I didn't do that !!
Of course sometimes that room has the opposite effect - especially with some older ladies (the room is tastefully decorated with pastel colours and Russell Flint Prints and has an Art Nouveau feel about it - and it's cosy too) I definitely get the feeling with those ladies that the husband would want to do that sex thing again like he did 50 years ago and they're not having any of that !
Have I tried Room 1 ... I couldn't possibly comment !
posted by Keith @ 11:58 AM
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